Swallowed shampoo
Prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie

Called the number on the bottle
Spoke to a guy
He said: Vomit
I said: Why?
He said: Poison
I said: Goodbye

I look at my finger
I look at my life
It wasn't that much
I'll probably be fine

I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie
I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie

I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie

Here lies the dipshit who drank shampoo
Even though the bottle had a warning not to

I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That was a lie

I swallowed shampoo
I'm prob'ly gonna die
It smelled like fruit
That, that was, uh, not what it tasted like